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You know you are old
Apr 29 2005, 05:29 PM
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You know you are old when...
....your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
....your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
.....the porn you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis".
....a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.
.....you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
....you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
....when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
....when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
...."getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
...."getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
.... an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
.....You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
.......Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
Apr 30 2005, 05:55 AM
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QUOTE.......Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
Mar 17 2007, 06:24 AM
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....these are funny. WOW. Fatbasturd is still around! Wow! Hey, guys... its good to see you all. Wow.
Mar 18 2007, 09:35 AM
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Long time no see.
This thread is rather old. 
Mar 7 2012, 03:52 AM
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lol
This is hilarious:)
Aug 27 2012, 06:07 AM
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'your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.'
lol that's gross... and hilarious. I don't want to be an old fart
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